Harlot hopefuls

Do you look like a Vivid Girl? If so, smear on some lipstick, whip out your push-up, slip on your sexiest outfit (or lack thereof) and strut your stuff on the Toad’s runway. This Sat. night could be your big break; acclaimed adult film director Paul Thomas and Yale’s very own Vivid Girls, Monique Alexander and Savanna Samson, will be there to love you, hate you, and, of course, objectify you. As part of this week’s sex bonanza, the “Skull & Boned Party” will feature a Vivid Girl look-alike contest, complete with free porn at the door. Even for Yalies, a career in the porn industry is still an option when those i-banking jobs don’t pan out. On Saturday, you can be a Vivid Girl look-alike—at least until the Q-Pac girls show up.